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Kaiba (2008)
#kaiba anime#kaiba 2008#chroniko#warp#neiro#vanilla#hyo-hyo#this was a bday present to my bro who showed me this anime#uuuuughghghggh it was so SAD THO WTF#caiusthecat
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Ali & Tommy
Ali: [Let us assume he has gone back to school now and this was a weekend affair] Ali: You forgot your 🕯 Ali: expect it in the post, minus the disappointed note from Ro I've taken out Ali: ✈️ trips not guilt trips, welcome Tommy: leave it in, LOVE to hear what she's gotta say about why I'M the one being a holy show Ali: You aren't respecting the sanctity of her offering, is very much the point and gist Ali: she put more letters to it, as standard Tommy: 'course she did Ali: It does mean a lot to her Ali: but yeah, nice to have my 📅 to myself again, can't lie Tommy: meant so much she fucked off soon as the 🎂 candles were out Ali: You know she isn't the party 'til dawn sort Ali: anyway, they'd be coming in for morning service 😅 Tommy: I know it's her party & she can 😭 if she wants to Ali: If I'd known that was the theme, could've made party bags with 🧅 & 🧻 Ali: well, at least you were in your element 🕺 and you kept Meena and Carly entertained Ali: the hostess not being overly concerned herself, like Tommy: this family's hostess with the mostest has & always will be me, honey Tommy: what else do they teach me at this school, like? Ali: I had no idea you were at finishing school, my apologies Ali: how's things with keeping a man then, Holly Housewife? Tommy: Why stop at strutting with 📚 on our heads when we could do it in 🩰 perfectly en pointe, carrying a sulky ballerina all the while? Basically a Latin motto Tommy: & yet I still can't keep a man, cheers for the reminder Ali: Maybe now you're of age they introduce the final string to your bow Ali: quadruple threat = 🎤🕺🎭🍆 Tommy: 😂🤞🙏 Tommy: stole your girl regardless, tell her to call me when she's slept off the festivities Ali: No doubt she will when she's between the next couple of parties 😜 Ali: your girl is here actually, helping Ro 'organise' her presents Ali: dunno where she parked her 🎃 Tommy: I'll join Fraze in the red corner 😍💋💔🤬🎯👿🥤🤡🥵🛑💘 Tommy: those dolls do go walk abouts if you don't keep a 👀 but obviously she was 🤞🙏 I was still there Ali: He might misconstrue that and come to fight for her honour Ali: 🤞🙏 she's in LDN too, naturally Ali: lots of them are haunted, but that last part of your sentence there is the MOST 😱 ever Ali: it's weird when you approach anything fuck boy like Tommy: miscommunication is his thing™ no hard feels or feelings full stop, 'course 💪🚫😭🚫😍 Tommy: what can I say? being back DOES things to me Tommy: it's all the positive masculine role models this family has Ali: Guess it beats a total lack of @Joseph Ali: though he sent her some book about musical theory so he still manages to be the favourite somehow 🤷 Ali: and hey, dad is the best Tommy: v catty & then cuddly of you, Kit Tommy: he doesn't respond to MY efforts at being a daddy's girl exactly the same way somehow 🤷 Ali: we're both living up to what's expected then 😼 Ali: could just be I'm better at it than you though Ali: if your ego will allow it Tommy: can't let our sister fly that flag alone, like Tommy: as for who's better at kissing the arse of authority figures, don't need to dignify that with an answer 'cause my school report will Tommy: you ain't never been a pleasure to have in class Ali: I might genuinely have to shoot myself if anyone ever said anything so asinine about me so you're right Ali: that would be such a waste of potential, not until I've lead a more scandal-filled existence Tommy: you could respect the hustle Tommy: it's getting me 🩰 perks Tommy: disciplined is the head that wears the 👑 hoe Ali: I know all about discipline, trust me Tommy: we've all read 50 shades, you can't take it as gospel Tommy: Ro could write a better bdsm bibe when she's done at church Tommy: bible* Ali: It's all fun and games 'til I walk in on her flagellating herself Ali: how are we explaining that to the shrinks Tommy: that she misunderstood a more sexy f word? Ali: we don't want to look like we're trying to lock her up for that Ali: way too retro, bro Tommy: She wants to be catholic Tommy: I didn't make the rules Ali: No, then da really would hate you Ali: she's got worse Tommy: Yeah Tommy: I know, no amount of drama from the golden couple could detract Ali: not that I haven't heard enough about that though Ali: guess there's too much to put in a passive-aggressive note Tommy: 🙄🥱😴 Tommy: She wasn't even THAT late & tbh I wouldn't have blamed her for doing a Joe no show Ali: I would've understood if she was upset when she wasn't coming Ali: I am when Joe doesn't, whatever Ali: but I think she was actually MORE upset that she did come in the end, and not just because she was messy, but because Ro thought she wouldn't Ali: I don't get it, they're complicated, always have been but ??? Tommy: she can't hold being a good sister over her, like you can't me being the most fabulous brother in existence 🏆 Tommy: the fuck ups are more fun to bring to a 🥊 Ali: I guess that's more likely than them being all 💕💞 Ali: but fucking hell, does it hurt to hope Tommy: it's hurting you 😿 Tommy: she'll be too hangry to hope Ali: I have no hope or agenda for your 🏆 or 👑 dear brother Ali: but seriously Ali: what does she want Tommy: like you said ???? Tommy: there's every chance I'm bringing too much McKenna magic to the motives & she don't wanna bear a grudge til the end of her days Ali: because it doesn't sound like her at all Ali: if you can't be honest in the DMs where can you, eh, to quote that romcom Ali: fucked if I know what to do about it right now though Ali: maybe I need to sleep off the festivities, or get something to eat Tommy: long as you're not so hysterical you run into the path of an oncoming car, to recall another faithful role of hers Ali: have you adapted that for the stage? Ali: get 5 of you to be the 🚗 Tommy: dibs 'cause I can't do the accent Tommy: not that loads of 'em posh kids can either Ali: they'll have spent enough time gentrifying the east end to have it down, offensively so but all adds to the hysterics Tommy: I'll pitch it then 💡 Tommy: go down better than her 🎤🎵 Ali: better than her when she got hit by the car, like Ali: give me credit or I'll turn up and make a SCENE Tommy: like I wouldn't be LIVING for that Tommy: if we are being honest in the DMS Ali: I'll work on my RICKKAAAAAAAAAAAY Ali: maybe can convince Ro to be Sharon Tommy: hang around your ma in law & you'll ace it in no time Ali: Ha Ali: she'd accept Peggy, not Pat Tommy: fair, Laoise's ma's the one more likely to express herself with big earrings & animal prints Tommy: but I don't know if Sam Mitchell is a favourable role for Carls, what did she ever even do? Ali: Are you trying to tell me it's NOT a look? 🤔 Ali: or that you rate Laoise's mum? Ali: The character, nothing, the OG actress lost her nose so we're all agreed that's a no Tommy: I'd rate seeing her da on the doorstep in nothing but a bow tie for how mortified she'd be when I uploaded it Tommy: Grant's also no, he knocked Martine on her arse way before that car Tommy: but if she's Phil, you're Sharon so that's a yeah from me, like Ali: Don't, her dad always gave me those vibes Ali: and you ain't actually on the street still to have to witness that 🤮 Ali: I don't know how she'll feel about going bald, I'll float it gently before getting out the clippers Tommy: Do Rock's while you're there, he looks feral Tommy: even that nonce wouldn't have him Ali: You know his ears would get chapped Ali: hair is essential or he'll fly away on the breeze Ali: and we'd all be devastated, obvs Tommy: don't start me thinking about that scene in Dumbo, cheers very much Tommy: 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Ali: Such a depressing film Ali: disney gives me bad vibes Tommy: the park is creepy & you won't catch me there Tommy: whether or not Walt was a Nazi it's still a nah from me Ali: Wee bit concerning that emotional manipulation and forced fun trumps facism/literal Nazis for you but we'll 🤐 Ali: ma is in enough of a mood and she'll only direct it at me so nah Tommy: well his racism is disputed depending whether you're in camp 😇 saint him 🙏 or camp cast him into the hellfire 👿 Tommy: the forced fun & emotional manipulation is just facts Ali: 👿 advocate Tommy: I'm gonna go to hell 🤞 he's an ally Ali: 😬 Ali: it's a punishment, not a holiday Tommy: it'll be a grand hol for my pores Tommy: love a sauna sesh Ali: that London smog is not it Ali: how black is your snot? Tommy: as Ro's soul 💀 Ali: Thomas Tommy: Alison Ali: 🛑 it Tommy: she'd 🖤 to hear it but FINE Ali: you're an enabler, it is known Ali: not the kind of encouragement I'm after tah Tommy: enabling you & your lady love to have a good time, yeah 🕺💃 Tommy: & I fully expected her to turn up with a pet raven is all I'm saying Ali: the best was made of it by all, despite it all Ali: even her, in her way Tommy: despite Kayne appearing 🤵🥀 & all in her case Ali: yeah Ali: ugh Ali: he's harmless enough, bless him Tommy: she'd beg to differ right now Tommy: you're gonna wanna hide the 🍄🍄💀 til she calms down Ali: You don't need to tell me Ali: I think he's just really oblivious Ali: like all lads Ali: it wasn't you know...assaulty Tommy: It's not his fault she's team true love's kiss & he AIN'T it Tommy: who could EVER measure up to the 💭💞 Ali: standards, cool Ali: unrealistic expectations, less so Ali: but I can't really advocate for reality at this point in the game Tommy: You don't need to tell me, sis Ali: you're team turn-a-stage-kiss-real, yeah Ali: it's more realistic than fairytales, anyway, look at strictly Tommy: I'm team when's my life been a shitty made for netflix flick never mind a 🐸🤴📖 Tommy: crushing realism ftw Ali: 💔 Ali: If you didn't have a tragic love-life to complain about, you'd be too insufferable 🤴💩 Tommy: comforting Tommy: I'd HATE to morph into Fraze of a few years back Ali: I'll let you know if you start getting freckles Tommy: I'd know if I woke up with those brows Tommy: nowhere to hide, like Ali: 👺 Tommy: 😂 Ali: What are you getting ma for her bday/have you got already (suckup) Tommy: I left it there if you wanna find & shake the 🎁 Ali: Wow, you really didn't wanna pay postage that bad huh Ali: I'll see if I can 🔮 Tommy: with what? I'm skint after buying hers & Ro's Tommy: & it'll be 🎅🎄🎁 before too long Ali: that's what people really mean when they say dance don't pay Ali: gifting an interpretive dance is nothing but pretentious and unwelcome Ali: I can bodge together however many crafts I need and save my dolla Tommy: been there, tried that one Tommy: so much for your so called genius Tommy: ain't even thought of earning any by busting out the 🎅🎄🎵 classics for a busking sesh, works with 🩰 too I'll have you know Ali: 'til you knock over an old lady and have to leg it, like Ali: and if you hadn't noticed, I've been a little busy making a replica Ro, tah Ali: my creative juices are juiced right now Tommy: I'll make it look like part of the show & have the punters eating out of my palm when I catch & twirl any 👵 before they touch ground Tommy: yeah well you've got time from now, fair game on all things yule from Nov 1st Ali: 👌👌 clearly the LDN ones are more receptive because they're vicious 'round here with their 👜s and I'm only trying to give them the tea they ordered Ali: if ANYONE should advocate for Christmas not dragging, like Tommy: it's Irish dancing or fuck all back there, 365 🌧 or ⛅ Tommy: little girls scam every bit of that trade Ali: ironic when it's catch these hands in every other aspect Ali: so you'll fit right in, eh Ali: feel traumatised yet? Tommy: I'll do my best, as ever Ali: 🤴 Ali: meanwhile ma will have to make do with whatever IOU present I can knock up Ali: maybe I'll babysit, that's never not gonna work Tommy: she was on about going out 🍽 wasn't she? Tommy: Carls will never not be down either Ali: get him to make her a cake Ali: sorted Ali: providing he washes his hands...a full hose down may be necessary actually Tommy: she's survived the 🧁 he brings back from school & we've all seen the state of him at day's end Ali: yeah, cheers for the immunity boost little 🦠 Ali: fair, I'm pretty sure we put some weird and wonderful things into our bakes at his age and no one died Ali: Laoise nearly but you know Tommy: close but no 🚬 Tommy: typical of that bitch Ali: sure a 🙏 was said to finish the job at mass Tommy: if you see her ma mascara running in an lbd, I demand to be the first to know Ali: I'll pap her in her time of distress, it's fine Ali: I can hide up trees for HOURS if needs must Tommy: I'm not above piggybacking on the 'tragedy' to get better grades or a hol Tommy: do your part, like Ali: she won't fall for 🍄 again Ali: her brother might if Ro puts 'em in her gob Tommy: 💞 Ali: more of a mood than without Ali: add a little danger Tommy: she'd appreciate the drama more than anything he could ever do Ali: 💔 Tommy: nah, we're not shipping that Tommy: not today Ali: You gotta make some bad decisions before you make the right ones Tommy: a bad decision was the colour of her 👗 Tommy: the last thing that girl needs is a boy right now Ali: Okay you can't come for anyone vis a vis colour, boy Ali: even if I still see it when I close my eyes after however many weeks sewing Ali: but you may have a point re. a boy Ali: just, some socialisation wouldn't hurt Ali: and as far as they go, he's harmless Tommy: 'Course I do, she can barely exist in front of us Tommy: if they went on a date, what's she gonna do, order a glass of water? Ali: like you haven't seen her fake eat a plate of food Ali: it's only noticeable to all us that she's not actually putting any in her mouth Tommy: 🔮✨ Tommy: if he's TRULY harmless he don't deserve to be harmed by her attitude Tommy: which anyone else not bound by family love & loyalty would call something loads harsher Ali: Don't Ali: I feel bad enough for Meena sometimes Tommy: @ Carly too & we all know it Ali: Yeah, Carly can handle it though, she's mostly unphased even if it is a total thing 🙄 Tommy: She's a 👸😇 I doubt Kayne is that pure of ❤️ or intentions tbh Tommy: & Meena can handle anything so Ali: he's deffo a virgin though Ali: which yes, makes for more desperation, but he can't be that forceful if he dunno what he wants, you know Ali: yeah but God knows why she wants to come 'round here and get more of it at times Tommy: No shit, Kit but everyone's seen a porno, it's not the 70s Tommy: dress for it all you like Tommy: maybe she wants to get out of her own 🏡 Ali: everyone also knows it's bullshit Ali: whatever else she's got that much about her Tommy: does he though? Tommy: all I'm saying Ali: either way, it isn't like she's going to have a miraculous change of heart Ali: we all saw how well it went Tommy: Yeah but what if it makes her heart set on finding someone else to play 🤴 Tommy: you'd know better than me what goes on in her head Ali: She's 15, I don't see how any of us can say or do anything to stop her if that's what she does want Tommy: 15 technically Tommy: 🤷 Ali: If we can't make her eat, you know Ali: what hope do we have for anything beyond that Tommy: 0 Tommy: & it's fucked Ali: Yep Ali: but it's not as if that bombshell has only just been dropped, I guess Ali: we'll carry on doing what we can Tommy: 🔮✨ Ali: ✌💚
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Hehe okay originally I was gonna answer these in an audio post, and I did that, then it turned out to be very quiet and it was 15 minutes of me being awkward af and fully answering like 15 questions soooooo yeah
1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
one of my favorite movies is Train to Busan and I thought it was gonna be a regular zombie movie, but I ended up crying at the end,,, I wasn’t ready
2: Talk about your first kiss.
I can’t cuz it hasn’t happened yet :I
3: Talk about the person you’ve had the most intense romantic feelings for.
uhhh there’s like two people? but the first one was a crush in 6th grade so maybe it wasn’t really love? idk, then the last one was like last year,,, the 6th grade crush was on this guy I had known since elementary school and idk why I had a crush on him, but 11 year old me liked him,,, but now he’s engaged which is wack cuz we’re both in our early 20s…. then the most recent crush where I had intense feelings for,,, she a gay meme,,,,ye
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
one thing that I regret so far in my life is my first relationship for a couple reasons….
5: Talk about the best birthday you’ve had.
OH MY GOD my 15th birthday was lit, so my bro invited like 3 of his friends over (my bday in July 4th) and one of his friends brought those fireworks that shoot off into the sky then explode and it was awesome
6: Talk about the worst birthday you’ve had.
I can’t think of a bad birthday, they just kinda happen lmao
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
uhhh tbh I can’t think of my biggest insecurity right now
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
I’m proud of living this far in life
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
I have like freckles on various places of my body, there’s like 5-10 of them,,, uhh I have this cool birthmark on my finger that’s cool idk what else
10: Talk about the biggest fight you’ve ever had.
I don’t get into fights
11: Talk about the best dream you’ve ever had.
Already answered
12: Talk about the worst dream you’ve ever had.
where I either died or was being stalked
13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
my first time is gonna be awkward, I can guarantee that
14: Talk about a vacation.
I went to puerto rico this past summer and it was nice, we stayed in airbnbs, drank a few mojitos, swam in the ocean, saw a lotta cats, dogs, and horses… it was nice.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
uhhhh idk probably like 6th grade lmao
16: Talk about the best party you’ve ever been to.
HOKAY SO this was after volunteering at this camp I had been volunteering at for the past couple years (this was two summers ago) and my bro gets invited to the end of the summer party with the rest of day camp and took me with him. so we went, we played some beer games, had pizza, had snacks and whatnot and it was just a fun time… okay that’s the ONLY party i’ve been to
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
I wanna be friends with this one girl who lives across the hall from me, we have talked once because we have a mutual friend, but she seems cool
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
already answered
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
a lot of shit happened in middle school,,,, there was this one guy I knew who wanted to be a werewolf, I balanced a bunch of stuff on my head, i had mini crushes on girls I didn’t realize were mini crushes, shit was wild
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
there was this one time during 11th grade in chorus class where the alto section was talking about how weird nipples are right? so when we were practicing going on stage for the chorus concert and such and we were backstage, one of my friends was like “hey do you wanna see how weird my nipple is?” and I was like “sure!” and then she showed me her boob,,, it was a gay time
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
I turned down my friend once when he asked me cuz I didn’t like him
22: Talk about your worst fear.
one of my worst fears is being alone, like romantic wise,,,
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
I’ve never been turned down because I’ve never asked anyone out,,,, okay I GUESS I did kinda ask this one girl to pride, but she agreed….HOLY SHIT that was a date…. I’m so dumb,,,
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
My friend Daria sometimes writes little letters to me when we give each other presents and it’s about how grateful she is to have me as a friend, and it always means a lot
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
there was this one friend I had and we were friends since like 6th grade and we were in so many classes together and we were both into anime and idk it was a fun time, i mean, online, it would seem like we’re still friends since we like each other’s insta posts and say happy birthday to each other still… her birthday is coming up… idk it’s weird cuz we haven’t talked since the beginning of our last year of highschool
26: Talk about things you do when you’re sick.
I do the same things I do when I procrastinate, listen to music, watch youtube, sleep yknow. also I only get sick like 2-3 times a year soooo
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else’s body.
uhhhhhh my friend Daria has nice thighs,,,,
28: Talk about your fetishes.
UHHHHHH no
29: Talk about what turns you on.
………….imma name two,,,, neck kisses and dirty talk……
30: Talk about what turns you off.
cigarette smoke, mean personalities,,, other stuff I can’t think of
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
already answered!
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
I remember my mom, bro, dog, and I would take walks to the lake where the town gets water from and such and when we’d get there, Sam would start climbing up this steep hill with his climbing gear and our dog would sniff around,,, we haven’t done that in years…
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
cry or talk to myself about why I’m sad/crying
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you’ve endured.
foot cramps, but now I’ve had so many that it doesn’t hurt that much :/
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
I wish I could stop procrastinating, I’d get so much done and be so much happier
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
I like watching anime abridged series a lot,,,
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
First, what is love? lmao second, uhhh I don’t think I’ve been in love? idk
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
I can’t think of songs, but certain bands remind me of people, like The Growlers remind me of my friend Audra, MCR reminds me of my friend Ellie, Rainbow Kitten Surprised reminds me of my bro
39: Talk about things you wish you’d known earlier.
uhhh how to study is one of them, time management is another
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
the end of me thinking about the bad things that happened in my relationship/friendship with my ex was really freeing, like knowing that what caused that was both of us was good to know and it was definitely a turning point. I literally didn’t stop thinking about it until I figured out it was both of us who did each other wrong. I’m glad that I did cuz that would’ve held over me for even longer.
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massive q and a post part 5 ignore this pls
(unless ur interested)
1. Do you have a favourite mug? Not really. I had one that was literally so cute it was like a neko atsume art style and it was a cat going uwu
2. Do you know any self defense or martial arts? Yes, actually. My mom was pretty supportive for it because the women’s side on our family is all under 5′2″. I did Aikido and Muay Thai throughout from the beginning of high school to the end. I don’t have as much time in college anymore though, but I’m looking forwards to starting it again. I’ve had to use it one time in my life. Hey Angelica, if you’re reading this you should ask me about it. That’s a story for later though.
3. Who's your favourite movie action hero? uuuuuh Thor? idk
4. Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? Haha in Taiwan that’s the main form of transportation. It’s an electric scooter.
5. Do you collect anything? I wear retainers when I sleep so I have an ongoing collection of retainer cases.
6. Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion? i was never really one for fashion haha
7. Do you stick to conventional fashions or like to try and be original? bro i literally wear like a sweater, tshirt, and black jeans.
8. Have you ever given someone a handmade present? I did a woodburning painting of kermit the frog for my friend’s bday
9. Are you introvert or extrovert? I used to be an extrovert, then I turned into an ambivert. High school made me more introverted. So on the spectrum, I’m in the middle but more towards introvert now.
10. If you could have any feature from an animal what would you want? Hmmm. I’m not sure actually. Wings? But that’s kind of inconvenient when I want to sleep.
11. Whats your prefered swimming stroke? Freestyle all the way
12. Have you ever been scuba diving? No
13. Have you ever had a disasterous interview? So far, no, but an interviewer once said I seemed very nervous lol.
14. What makes you nervous? A lot of things really. Too many.
15. Which of the 5 senses would you say is your strongest? Not eyesight because I’m slightly colorblind. Not hearing because I was born with tinnitus. Maybe smell? Or touch? But how do you compare that to taste? Idk
16. What colour are your eyes? Your average asian dark brown
17. Have you ever been to an Art gallery? Yeah. It’s pretty nice, but it’s hard to enjoy it when your impatient brother thinks it’s boring and wants to move on
18. Do you shout out the answers at the TV whilst watching quiz shows? All the time man. Granted that I actually know what the answer is
19. Are you a valuable asset on a Pub Quiz team? (equivalent to trivia quizzes) To a certain extent I suppose
20. Have you ever won any kind of quiz yourself? Yeah, name the countries. My geography isn’t too bad
21. Do you get over-involved with TV or movie plots at times? Um yes haha
22. Do you own any inflatable furniture? No, but I’d totally get one if it looked sick
23. Whats the highest hill or mountain you've ever climbed? Yosemite’s “Oh my Gosh Point”. The hike up there is so freaking hard because it’s like a 2 hour uphill climb. But the view is so worth it. It literally took my breath away.
24. Do you have a piggy bank? Nope
25. Whats the fastest you've ever travelled in a car? Not that fast. Like idk, maybe in an empty highway.
26. Could you ever hand milk a cow? I mean... if I had to
27. Do you have popcorn with a movie? Yeah, if I’m hungry. But otherwise I stay off movie snacks because it’s hella expensive.
28. Whats the futhest you've ever got a paper airplane to fly? 20 feet.
29. Have you ever built an igloo? Nope
30. Can you play the harmonica? It doesn’t sound good but yeah
31. Have you ever made a ball of twine or rubberbands? One time, it took forever to make though. My brother and I were being a bit too careless and it somehow exploded.
32. If given the option of having sprinkles in your ice cream do you always take it? Nah. Some ice cream is so good without any added sugar.
33. Could you ever be a living organ donor? Uuuuh, maybe. God my answer sounds so pretentious but if I was a dead body, yeah, sure go for it! Do whatever.
34. Which was your favourite science? Biology, Physics or Chemistry? Bio and Chem were hard but I’m taking it rn so it’s fine. Physics was lowkey boring but it was easy due to being math based.
35. Would you ever go out with someone just cause they're rich? Nope.
36. Have you ever contemplated sueing someone? haha no
37. Are you pretty devious? Only when it comes to fun games. If it’s a legitimate match in Martial Arts, or some type of thing like that I don’t cheat.
38. Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise) No, the parties I ever go to are just small get togethers.
39. Are you any good at giving massages? No, I kinda feel awkward when I do it.
40. Whats been your worst date ever? Haha imagine having a relationship ;w;
41. Have you ever slapped someone in public? My brother, but it was in a playful manner
42. Have you ever drawn on a sleeping or inebriated person? Yes. Good thing they’re pretty chill. Me and my friend were wheezing.
43. Have you ever warn clothing with the labels/tags still attached? Yeah, and I didn’t even notice until my friend pointed it out.
44. Have you ever slipped on a banana skin? No, but I have seen someone do it before.
45. Are you scared of the dark? Nah.
46. Do you have a lawyer? Nope
47. Have you ever been wolf whistled in public? Uuuh my friend did it out loud in public to me before and I punched her so hard.
48. Whats the worst pickup line you've heard? Something to do with chickens and impeccable?? Can’t remember exactly what it was but I remember cringing.
49. Have you ever been water skiing? Nope
50. Have you ever hopelessly failed a test? Omg yeah in Alg 2/Trig I bombed the HELL out of my first trig test.
51. If you had a year off, what would you want to do? Um, I guess there’s not much I can do because I’m not that rich.
52. How many sms/txt messages do you recieve on average a day? From my discord group chat, a lot. But actual direct text, maybe like 3.
53. How long did you last phone call last? 5 minutes.
54. Do you go to flea markets? Sometimes, if I have time.
55. If you saw someone drop a $10 note, would you claim it for your own or try to return it to them? Return it to them.
56. Have you ever helped someone across the road? No, haven’t stumbled upon that situation yet.
57. Have you ever been horseriding? Nope
58. Have you ever walked a tightrope? Nope x100
59. Have you ever demolished a wall or building? Yeah, it was a thin wall and I used a hammer.
60. If you and a friend both wanted the same thing would you let the friend get it first? Of course, they’re my friend and they deserve the world :)
61. Have you ever argued over who should pay for something? um YES have you ever been to an Asian dinner with other asian families??? The fight to pay the bill for your mates is a war.
62. Do you have any family heirlooms? Nah
63. Are you related or distantly related to anyone famous? No, but it’d be kind of cool.
64. Whats your favourite ocean? The pacific I guess? Idk there’s only seven to choose from
65. Do you correct peoples mistakes? Nah, unless it’s a super important one.
66. Have you ever helped out an injured animal? Yes it was a hummingbird that crashed into my window
67. Do you throw bread for the ducks? I did in New Zealand, but I found out that it was bad so...
68. Do you think babies are little bundles of joy or smelly noisey things? Both
69. Do you give money to street performers? Nah
70. Have you ever tossed your own pancake? Yup
71. Are you any good at egg and spoon races? Bruh i’ve never actually done it before but I’d probably be bad lol
72. Are you allergic to anything? High dosage of cortisone cream
73. Are you ticklish? If you taser me and squeeze my thighs
74. Do you prefer tea,coffee or cocoa? Tea all the way baby
75. Do you like Turkish Delight? If I’m thinking of the right thing, I think they’re alright
76. Do you buy people presents to bring back when you go on holiday? Only for those that ask me
77. Are you tired of answering questions yet? Not yet Angelica!! Keep ‘em coming
78. Have you ever been wheelbarrow racing? No
79. Do you ever forward or reply to chain mails? Never
80. Do you often have a tune in your head you can't name? YEAH it’s classical music so i can’t search up lyrics
81. Has anyone ever approached you thinking you were someone else? Yes. Their excuse was all asians look the same (?!)
82. Have you ever been approached by someone who knew you but you couldn't remember them for the life of you? Yes it was so awkward I kept calling them “dude” until they went away
83. What do you do to keep fit? All I really do is jumprope, some pushups, planks, that sort of thing
84. Are you the sort to step in and try to break up a fight? Depends on who’s in the fight. Sometimes if you try to get involved, they’ll start attacking you
85. Have you ever been in a fight? Yes, ask me about it
86. Have you ever started a rumour? Nah, ya girl aint like that
87. Have you ever heard any outstanding rumours about yourself? YES. Some boy said I got into a car crash. Then one day after school some of my acquaintances asked me if I was okay and I was like ???? what?? Weirdest rumor ever
88. Have you ever been in or had a food fight? Nope
89. When its your birthday do you always wear an age badge? I think this is another UK thing because i’ve literally never heard of anyone doing this before
90. Have you ever starred in an amateur or professional video? Nope. I mean, depends what you mean by amateur. I’ve been in a couple of school projects.
91. If you were comfortably rich would you work hard for more or rest on your laurels? Work, but in a laidback job. Like a flowershop keeper or something.
92. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Yeah, one time in elementary school when the teacher left for the bathroom, she put me in charge B)
93. Have you ever been caught in a compromising position? even despite a valid explanation? uuuh no
94. Have you ever tried to make your own alcohol? Nah because I’m underage
95. If you were ruler of your own country what would you call it? No idea
96. And what title would you give yourself? I’d be the founder, but leave the government stuff to other people. Like I’d be in textbooks, people will be like “Oh yeah, that’s esther she’s pretty cool, she founded this country.” But I wouldn’t do anything.
97. Have you ever had a dream you chased only to be let down when you achived it? Mm it’s comparable to buying an outfit and thinking it’d look nice on you but when you put it on you look bad.
98. Is there anything about the opposite sex you just don't understand or comprehend? How oblivious they can be sometimes. like learn to read between the lines man..
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151 Best Happy Birthday Memes 2019 – Share with people around you
Best collection of Happy Birthday Memes! We have put together 151 best memes collection for you. That includes funny memes for friends, family and more. Check out our following table of content, to know more about the topics that we have covered here.
17 Best Happy Birthday Memes
Prepare yourself for the happy birthday memes!
Happy Birthday! Oooh look, candles! Is it someone’s Birthday?
OMG It’s your birthday!!!!
When Chuck Norris comes to your birthday party, you give him presents!
Happy Birthday from me and this cat!
I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse! And an entire birthday cake!
Happy birthday! I hope it’s a real hoot!
And I will strike upon you, with birthday flowers!
Your face when they tell you, the correct number of candles on their birthday cake!
Happy birthday, have the time of your life!
Hmm, I do say, Happy Birthday!
Is your birthday? Happy times! High five!
Happy birthday, kick back like a boss!
Happy birthday, in 3..2..1
Obama wishes you a happy birthday! BOOM!
Happy birthday!
I know you had lots of birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that’s who. Happy Belated Birthday!
19 Hilariously Funny Happy Birthday Meme
Happy birthday! From one sexy beast to another!
Its your birthday, you has cake?
They didn’t make me a birthday meme. I didn’t call the fire brigade!
Can’t find a funny birthday meme! Still gets the sentiment across!
I just wanted to eat, but you lit my food on fire! 🙁
Nom Nom Nom…Noooo it are my birthday!
Happy birthday! Keep it classy…no wine from a box!
Happy birthday. I got you a cake! Some assembly required!
Happy birthday, dude! Duder, El-Duderino, Your Dudeness!!
It’s your birthday, I like to propose a toast!
Age is just a number. FALSE: Age is a word!
Mexican word of the day: IGUANA….IGUANA Wish you a happy birthday!
No happy birthday for you!…..Come back one year!!
Happy new ye…. Birthday, I mean happy birthday!
It’s your birthday….everything else is irrelephant!
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HaAaaAAaaY…..Happy Birthday!
Birthdays are good for your health! Studies show people who have more birthdays live longer.
Smoochies from Donald! On your birthday!!!
Happy birthday! It’s like your very own Christmas!
10 Beautiful Happy Birthday Meme For Her
Happy birthday, girl! I’d kill a zombie for you any day. “KISS”-“KISS”
Happy birthday! Pretty lady.
Remember, age gets better with wine. Happy birthday!
Hello, It’s me. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Pretty lady.
Time to wake and bake! A cake for my wife’s birthday.
Happy birthday, princess! You look almost as good as I do.
I left my pregnant wife! A Happy birthday card! 😛
Oh Guurl! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday gorgeous! May your birthday cake be moist!
9 Top Happy Birthday Meme For Him
OMG! It’s your birthday!
Bravo! You’re an otter year older.
Well, it’s your birthday! …again 😛
Alright Alright Alright….Happy birthday!
Happy birthday…You Secy Beast!
Happy birthday! My pretty.
Happy birthday, you sexy beast!
Ask not what this birthday party can do for you! Ask what you can do for this party, you lazy scum!
Blow the candle!…and the foam, 😛 Happy birthday!
24 Best Happy Birthday Meme Dog
I’m actually allergic to chocolate!
Let’s get this overwith. Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday cupcake is happy!!! Happy birthday!!!
Happy birthday! The roof is on fire.
Party till your tongue hangs out!
Happy birthday. Sorry I missed it. Love you!
I wish for lots of treats and belly rubs!
Hello! Yeah this is dog, I wanted to wich you a happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Here’s something to wear that makes it impossible to lick yourself.
Happy birthday! Duuude……
Party Hard!
Hey you! Happy birthday.
Happy birthday doi! Can I have some cake too?
So…I heard it’s your birthday!
Happy birthday! Must you have!
Happy birthday!
Smile! It’s your birthday!
I would say” Happy Birthday” But that’s too mainstream. Feliz Cumpleanos!!!
Happy birthday!
I made you a birthday cake….But I eated it!
Smile, it’s your birthday!
Hmm, I do say, Happy Birthday!
Ermahgerd! Happy Birthday!
I just wanted to eat. But you lit my food on fire!
8 Top Happy Birthday Meme Friend
Remembered Friend’s Birthday! Without Facebook!
Yo dawg, I heard you like happy birthdays! So I decided to say happy birthday on your birthday so you can be happy on your birthday!
Happy birthday! Y U No Drunk Yet?!?
Your birthday it is. Celebrate you must!
Glad you’re part of my wolfpack! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! I was going to drink anyway.
Smile! It’s your birthday!
Smart, good looking and funny! But enough about me. Happy Birthday!
I’m Morgan Freeman, and I’m wishing you a Happy Birthday. And you just read that in my voice!
It’s your birthday….Or annual declaration of being awesome!
15 Cute Happy birthday meme cat
Live long, and pawspurr!
Happee Burfday! I giv yoo…ME!
Celing cat, is wishing you a happy birthday!
Have a happy birthday! Boss lady!!!
Happy birthday! Go on…spoil yourself!
Happy birthday!
Birthday. No happy for you!
It’s your birthday. I”m controlling my excitement!
Happy birthday!! I pooped in your shoes!
It’s your birthday. I like to propose a toast!
A little bird told me it was your birthday…I ate him.
It’s your birthday? Big deal! I’ve had nine lives.
Happy birthday this much!!!!
Happy birthday! Just another year closer to being that crazy cat lady….
I want to wish you a very happy birthday. Just so you know…I love cake…!!!
15 Sarcastic Happy Birthday Meme For Friends and Family
Another year closer to death? Good!!
Happy birthday! Ya filthy animal!
Happy birthday! FOOL!
Happy birthday! You still can’t sit with us!
Yo its your birthday! So like happy birthday bitch!
Happy birthday, Okay? GOSH!!!
Not saying you’re old…But your birthday cake looks like a brush fire!
People are wishing you a happy birthday over facebook? WOW you must hve lots of FRIENDS!
Wait, you’re how old? Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! DUMBASS!
A little bird told me it’s your birthday. I ate him!
I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world >>> NAKED AND SCREAMING <<<
Slow clap for the birthday celebrant!
Smart, good looking and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!!!
Oh, it’s your birthday. I don’t care!
19 Lovely Happy Birthday Meme Sister
Happy birthday! Sister!
Happy birthday sister in law! Another year of surviving my brother!
Happy birthday sister! Don’t tell mom that I came late last night. 😀
Happy birthday! To an awesome sister!!!
Come on! At least you’re not as old as you’ll be next year….
Happy birthday, to my soul sister!! Love You!
Happy birthday, to the world’s best sister!
Happy birthday! To my big sister!
You! Big sister lady! Happy birthday!
I hear it’s your birthday! Enjoy it sister!!!
Happy birthday! Baby siter!
Happy birthday work-sister! You stay classy!
Hello sister! Happy birthday!!
A very happy birthday to you sis!!!
Hey sister! Smile! It’s your birthday!
Happy birthday Sis!!! I feel nice when I see you happy 🙂
Happy birthday to my sweet sister!
Wait….One minute! IT’s my sister’s birthday!…Happy BDay BabY Girls!!!
Happy birthday to a girl who has a pretty awesome older sister!
6 Star Wars Happy Birthday Meme
Happy birthday? Good, Good…. Let the alcohol flow through you.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I’m your father, so join me maybe!
It’s your birthday…I know!
Have a happy birthday you must, celebrate you wiill!!!
Happy birthday! Now join the dark side!
The empire wishes you, a Happy Birthday!
9 Happy Birthday Memes For Family, Dad, Son, Daughter, Husband, Wife, and Brother
Happy birthday bro!
Happy birthday, male sibling!
It’s my cousin’s birthday! I will say happy birthday with a meme!
Happy birthday! From your favorite cousin.
Happy birthday dad! Wait, wait, wait…you’re how old?
Happy birthday! To my favorite husband.
Big Hug! Happy birthday MoM!
Mom, Mom, Mom, guess what it is? Birth day! Happy birthday!!!!
Father: So how do you feel on your special day? Son: Older. Father: You’re right, happy birthday!
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151 Best Happy Birthday Memes 2019 – Share with people around you
Best collection of Happy Birthday Memes! We have put together 151 best memes collection for you. That includes funny memes for friends, family and more. Check out our following table of content, to know more about the topics that we have covered here.
17 Best Happy Birthday Memes
Prepare yourself for the happy birthday memes!
Happy Birthday! Oooh look, candles! Is it someone’s Birthday?
OMG It’s your birthday!!!!
When Chuck Norris comes to your birthday party, you give him presents!
Happy Birthday from me and this cat!
I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse! And an entire birthday cake!
Happy birthday! I hope it’s a real hoot!
And I will strike upon you, with birthday flowers!
Your face when they tell you, the correct number of candles on their birthday cake!
Happy birthday, have the time of your life!
Hmm, I do say, Happy Birthday!
Is your birthday? Happy times! High five!
Happy birthday, kick back like a boss!
Happy birthday, in 3..2..1
Obama wishes you a happy birthday! BOOM!
Happy birthday!
I know you had lots of birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that’s who. Happy Belated Birthday!
19 Hilariously Funny Happy Birthday Meme
Happy birthday! From one sexy beast to another!
Its your birthday, you has cake?
They didn’t make me a birthday meme. I didn’t call the fire brigade!
Can’t find a funny birthday meme! Still gets the sentiment across!
I just wanted to eat, but you lit my food on fire! 🙁
Nom Nom Nom…Noooo it are my birthday!
Happy birthday! Keep it classy…no wine from a box!
Happy birthday. I got you a cake! Some assembly required!
Happy birthday, dude! Duder, El-Duderino, Your Dudeness!!
It’s your birthday, I like to propose a toast!
Age is just a number. FALSE: Age is a word!
Mexican word of the day: IGUANA….IGUANA Wish you a happy birthday!
No happy birthday for you!…..Come back one year!!
Happy new ye…. Birthday, I mean happy birthday!
It’s your birthday….everything else is irrelephant!
3
HaAaaAAaaY…..Happy Birthday!
Birthdays are good for your health! Studies show people who have more birthdays live longer.
Smoochies from Donald! On your birthday!!!
Happy birthday! It’s like your very own Christmas!
10 Beautiful Happy Birthday Meme For Her
Happy birthday, girl! I’d kill a zombie for you any day. “KISS”-“KISS”
Happy birthday! Pretty lady.
Remember, age gets better with wine. Happy birthday!
Hello, It’s me. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Pretty lady.
Time to wake and bake! A cake for my wife’s birthday.
Happy birthday, princess! You look almost as good as I do.
I left my pregnant wife! A Happy birthday card! 😛
Oh Guurl! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday gorgeous! May your birthday cake be moist!
9 Top Happy Birthday Meme For Him
OMG! It’s your birthday!
Bravo! You’re an otter year older.
Well, it’s your birthday! …again 😛
Alright Alright Alright….Happy birthday!
Happy birthday…You Secy Beast!
Happy birthday! My pretty.
Happy birthday, you sexy beast!
Ask not what this birthday party can do for you! Ask what you can do for this party, you lazy scum!
Blow the candle!…and the foam, 😛 Happy birthday!
24 Best Happy Birthday Meme Dog
I’m actually allergic to chocolate!
Let’s get this overwith. Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday cupcake is happy!!! Happy birthday!!!
Happy birthday! The roof is on fire.
Party till your tongue hangs out!
Happy birthday. Sorry I missed it. Love you!
I wish for lots of treats and belly rubs!
Hello! Yeah this is dog, I wanted to wich you a happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Here’s something to wear that makes it impossible to lick yourself.
Happy birthday! Duuude……
Party Hard!
Hey you! Happy birthday.
Happy birthday doi! Can I have some cake too?
So…I heard it’s your birthday!
Happy birthday! Must you have!
Happy birthday!
Smile! It’s your birthday!
I would say” Happy Birthday” But that’s too mainstream. Feliz Cumpleanos!!!
Happy birthday!
I made you a birthday cake….But I eated it!
Smile, it’s your birthday!
Hmm, I do say, Happy Birthday!
Ermahgerd! Happy Birthday!
I just wanted to eat. But you lit my food on fire!
8 Top Happy Birthday Meme Friend
Remembered Friend’s Birthday! Without Facebook!
Yo dawg, I heard you like happy birthdays! So I decided to say happy birthday on your birthday so you can be happy on your birthday!
Happy birthday! Y U No Drunk Yet?!?
Your birthday it is. Celebrate you must!
Glad you’re part of my wolfpack! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! I was going to drink anyway.
Smile! It’s your birthday!
Smart, good looking and funny! But enough about me. Happy Birthday!
I’m Morgan Freeman, and I’m wishing you a Happy Birthday. And you just read that in my voice!
It’s your birthday….Or annual declaration of being awesome!
15 Cute Happy birthday meme cat
Live long, and pawspurr!
Happee Burfday! I giv yoo…ME!
Celing cat, is wishing you a happy birthday!
Have a happy birthday! Boss lady!!!
Happy birthday! Go on…spoil yourself!
Happy birthday!
Birthday. No happy for you!
It’s your birthday. I”m controlling my excitement!
Happy birthday!! I pooped in your shoes!
It’s your birthday. I like to propose a toast!
A little bird told me it was your birthday…I ate him.
It’s your birthday? Big deal! I’ve had nine lives.
Happy birthday this much!!!!
Happy birthday! Just another year closer to being that crazy cat lady….
I want to wish you a very happy birthday. Just so you know…I love cake…!!!
15 Sarcastic Happy Birthday Meme For Friends and Family
Another year closer to death? Good!!
Happy birthday! Ya filthy animal!
Happy birthday! FOOL!
Happy birthday! You still can’t sit with us!
Yo its your birthday! So like happy birthday bitch!
Happy birthday, Okay? GOSH!!!
Not saying you’re old…But your birthday cake looks like a brush fire!
People are wishing you a happy birthday over facebook? WOW you must hve lots of FRIENDS!
Wait, you’re how old? Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! DUMBASS!
A little bird told me it’s your birthday. I ate him!
I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world >>> NAKED AND SCREAMING <<<
Slow clap for the birthday celebrant!
Smart, good looking and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!!!
Oh, it’s your birthday. I don’t care!
19 Lovely Happy Birthday Meme Sister
Happy birthday! Sister!
Happy birthday sister in law! Another year of surviving my brother!
Happy birthday sister! Don’t tell mom that I came late last night. 😀
Happy birthday! To an awesome sister!!!
Come on! At least you’re not as old as you’ll be next year….
Happy birthday, to my soul sister!! Love You!
Happy birthday, to the world’s best sister!
Happy birthday! To my big sister!
You! Big sister lady! Happy birthday!
I hear it’s your birthday! Enjoy it sister!!!
Happy birthday! Baby siter!
Happy birthday work-sister! You stay classy!
Hello sister! Happy birthday!!
A very happy birthday to you sis!!!
Hey sister! Smile! It’s your birthday!
Happy birthday Sis!!! I feel nice when I see you happy 🙂
Happy birthday to my sweet sister!
Wait….One minute! IT’s my sister’s birthday!…Happy BDay BabY Girls!!!
Happy birthday to a girl who has a pretty awesome older sister!
6 Star Wars Happy Birthday Meme
Happy birthday? Good, Good…. Let the alcohol flow through you.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I’m your father, so join me maybe!
It’s your birthday…I know!
Have a happy birthday you must, celebrate you wiill!!!
Happy birthday! Now join the dark side!
The empire wishes you, a Happy Birthday!
9 Happy Birthday Memes For Family, Dad, Son, Daughter, Husband, Wife, and Brother
Happy birthday bro!
Happy birthday, male sibling!
It’s my cousin’s birthday! I will say happy birthday with a meme!
Happy birthday! From your favorite cousin.
Happy birthday dad! Wait, wait, wait…you’re how old?
Happy birthday! To my favorite husband.
Big Hug! Happy birthday MoM!
Mom, Mom, Mom, guess what it is? Birth day! Happy birthday!!!!
Father: So how do you feel on your special day? Son: Older. Father: You’re right, happy birthday!
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